jueves, 16 de diciembre de 2010

Christmas jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !

Christmas songs

Let it snow


Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we´ve no place to go
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
It doesn´t show signs of stopping
And I´ve bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I´ll hate going out in the storm!
But if you´ll really hold me tight
All the way home I´ll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we´re still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I´ll hate going out in the storm!
But if you´ll really hold me tight
All the way home I´ll be warm.

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we´re still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow...!
Ouw!